Fundies Underwear for Two

You know you’ve achieved true togetherness when the two of you squeeze into a single pair of underwear. Fundies have many advantages. Save money on laundry bills! Eliminate embarrassing “wanna do it?” conversations! Detect as little as 0.5 oz of weight gain instantly! And much, much more!

Fundies are underwear built for two people. How does that work? Well, Fundies have four leg holes. Go ahead and try them on... just be sure to invite a friend!

Fundies are also great fun for a potato sack type race. Pair off your guests and get each team to don a pair of Fundies. Hand out prizes to those who reach the finish line first!

You know, for something as random as a pair of underwear with two leg holes, there really are a lot of uses for these. We can think of plenty more... none of them are appropriate.

Fundies are a classic gag gift, getting laughs from givers, receivers and users for at least 20 years. Shop in private to put a tradition to work for you!

The Cleancut ES412 Razor

In 1999 we started to sell quite a few products for shaving your pubic area. I guess when you offer people the ability to ShopInPrivate they purchase very personal items. Especially popular lately has been products for shaving the genitals. Both women and men are purchasing products for this area.

In 2001 we were introduced to a Japanese shaver called the Cleancut. It is now called the S-Yard Cleancut Shaver. This dry shaver shaves your skin incredibly smooth. At a trade show I shaved 1/2 of may face with this product and left the other 1/2 with a fresh shave from my Mach 3. It was startling difference. The Cleancut side was much smoother and didn't have any of the shadow of the razor side.

Here is how to do it:

* First, use a shaving brush to brush powder onto your skin. For intimate areas we suggest a feminine powder like Summer's Eve.

* The powder is used to get your skin really dry. The shaving brush lifted the hair and made sure it was very dry.

* Next, use the cleancut shaver to shave with. It takes about a minute and it will be really, really smooth.

In 2002 something strange happened to this product. The supplier who had been happily sending us the S-Yard brand Cleancut razor decided to switch to a cheap Chinese imitation. He called it the Feather Touch shaver or the Private Shaver. We didn't like it. The quality was poor and our customers were returning them in droves. Eventually, we were able to find another source for the Original, Japanese Cleancut. We are happy to be offering the Japanese made Cleancut razor again.

We offer the razor with a free gift that will allow you to use the razor more effectively. We apologize that we can't tell you what it is, but we can say that it has a retail value of $14.95 and complements the S-Yard Cleancut very well.

Liquid Virgin Vaginal Contracting Lubricant

This product is called a Vaginal Contracting Lubricant.

It is Similar to the age-old China Shrink cream. These drops work to temporarily tighten the walls of the vagina. I have never tried it but our sales representative says they work. I didn't ask how she knew.

The directions say to apply a few drops to the desired area 15 minutes prior to any activity for desired results and moisturization.

Ingredients: Deonized water, aloe vera extract, glycerin, potassium alum, xanthan gum, hydropoyl methylcellulose, polysorbate 20, phenoxyethanol, methylparaben, hydrolyzed collagen, sodium benzoate, DL menthol, calcium chloride, propylparaben, citric acid.

As a note: Potassium Alum is added to foods as a sour flavor. It also appears in cartoons. The character eats some Alum and their mouth is shown to pucker up. Often seen on Tom & Jerry. This and other private products are available at ShopInPrivate

VagaCare Vaginal Weights

VagaCare Vaginal Weights are weights that are used during Kegel exercises. VagaCare Vaginal Weights consist of a reusable, tampon-like, sterile cone. There are four weights included in the kit, that fit inside the cone. Use these four simple and effective steps to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles.

VagaCare weights, when used during Kegel exercises (the contraction of the pelvic floor muscles), have been found to strengthen the pelvic floor and may improve urinary continence. Many women who utilize Vaginal Weights see marked results in trying to overcome incontinence. The VagaCare Vaginal Weights are market leaders in this category.

Vaginal weights act as a training aid to Kegel exercises. These weights help women identify and exercise the appropriate muscle groups responsible for maintaining continence. By exercising these muscles many women have found they can overcome incontinence, have stronger orgasms, and achieve better pelvic floor health.

Many Urologists, Gynecologists, and Sex Therapists recommend vaginal cones to restore lost muscular condition in the pelvic area.